Mad Magazine is yet another magazine to poke fun at our favorite Young Hollywood stars! On the cover it shows Lindsay Lohan looking slutty with a bottle of alcohol in hand, Nicole Richie puking (not sure it's poking fun at her eating disorder or because she is pregnant), Paris Hilton...in a weird position, and Britney Spears with a cigarette in hand while holding one of her kids.

Wow, now that goes a lot farther than other magazines have!

Labels: Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton made an appearance at Macy’s in Dadeland Mall to promote her new fragrance ‘Can Can’ on Friday in beautiful Miami.

The first 300 customers who made a pre-sale purchase of $74 worth of products from the Paris Hilton fragrance collection got a VIP pass to meet the reality star and received a personalized, signed photo from the heiress.

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We've all already heard about a judge sentencing Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail on May 4.



When she checked her MySpace page after the court hearing, her shock turned to terror: She found death threats posted by inmates at California's Century Regional Detention Facility, where she was ordered to report by June 5. “I’m very scared right now,” Paris says in a recent interview.

TERRIFIED Hilton is taking self-defence classes so she can protect herself from those violent inmates in jail.

Paris, 26, is working on karate techniques with a personal trainer before starting her 45-day prison sentence.

A source close to Paris said: “She’s so scared about going to jail and will do everything she can to protect herself.

“Paris has been really shaken by the threats. People are saying there’s some tough girls inside who will target her.”

Messages on her webpage include “We’re going to get you” and “I’m gonna kill you”.

They should have some sort of protection in there....you'd think. People may think Paris is crap, but I think she's learned her lesson. She's like a guinea pig to the courts right now.

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Paris Hilton heads for the real "simple life" when she checks into a Los Angeles County jail next month to do time for violating her probation.



Hilton was visibly shocked and tearful when a judge imposed the sentence, later calling it "cruel and unwarranted."

Some are saying this will add to Hilton's popularity. HUH?

"It will actually increase her star appeal in a very sick and demented way," said longtime publicist Michael Levine. "There's a segment of our society that's somehow engaged in the soap opera that is Paris Hilton, and this a very compelling plot line in the soap opera."

People do love soap opera's.

Here are some past soap opera pictures for you Paris lovers....

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Australian Rock Group "Jet" recently unveiled a song they wrote ridiculing Paris Hilton at a London concert.



The band mocks the socialite in the new track "Rip It Up" which is featured on their latest album "Shine On."

Jet lead singer Nic Cester revealed the song's scathing subject matter at the band's sell out concert at London's Brixton Academy on Wednesday night, saying, "Here's a song we've written about Paris Hilton. It's called 'Rip It Up.'"

Included in the lyrics are the lines, "Did you ever get the feeling you were born to loose, smacked in the face with a silver spoon. Skinny doll gimme your magazine queen, just spread your legs for the silver screen. From the bedroom baby to the city a' light, you look pretty good but you're not so bright. Flashin' your stash ain't nothin' new."

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Check out the Halloween get-ups worn by Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan...


Lindsay must have been leaving a Halloween pajama party last night! Still looking sexy.


Paris as a female cop. Got any plants stashed away misses police officer??

Labels: Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton

Former best friends Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie seem to have called an end to their feud. The Simple Life stars caused a flurry of flashbulbs when they arrived in Hilton's Range Rover at Dan Tana's Steakhouse in West Hollywood Sunday night.



Video cameras for the website TMZ.com captured the pair's unexpected joint entrance and later exit. While waiting for the valet to return with Paris's SUV, the two ladies sat quietly at a nearby bench and texted as the paparazzi bombed them with questions about their apparent truce. Still, the twosome seemed to be enjoying each other's company and were smiling as they drove off together.

I am speechless!!

Labels: Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton

Celebutante Paris Hilton has brought down the wrath of President George W. Bush after her makeup kit was photographed holding what appeared to be a baggie of marijuana.



"We cannot have role models like Ms. Hilton flaunting the drug laws of our allies in the war against terrorism," said Mr. Bush, noting that earlier this year Italy had approved a law that not only increases sanctions against people who smoke marijuana but also puts the drug on a par with cocaine and heroin.

"Ms. Hilton will have more than the pavorattis waiting for her the next time she visits a rap club," the president added.

Paris's publicist, Elliot Mintz, said there were any number of "perfectly reasonable" explanations for the presence of the baggie in Hilton's bag.

"Maybe she had a prescription for medical marijuana from her doctor," said Mr. Mintz. "Maybe Shanna Moakler or Zeta Graff put it there. Or maybe Paris brought it with her from Amsterdam, where pot is legal."

Paris loves the chronic!

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Reality star Paris Hilton is under fire after being snapped with what appears to be a sachet of green leaves (marijuana) in her make-up bag.



The 25-year-old blonde moron was pictured messing around with her make-up bag at a fashion show and the little baggie containing the plant(weed, ganja, mary jane) could be seen amongst her lipstick and other junk.

An onlooker tells the newspaper, "She didn't really care if anyone saw it. Paris had her bag open for quite a while as she applied lip gloss. "There were a few shocked faces around her but she carried on chatting away."

Hilton's publicist ELLIOT MINTZ says, "Things are not always as they appear. It would be unfair to draw any conclusions based solely on these photos."

In June Paris Hilton was seen smoking what appeared to be a fat ass joint outside a Los Angeles nightclub. Then, in the same month, she was spotted smoking what appeared to be cannabis at a party in Miami hosted by rap mogul P Diddy.

Paris just needs to admit she's a big pothead...that would explain the missing brain cells!! Paris loves the chronic!

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Paris Hilton claims she's single and loving it!



Lately miss Hilton has been linked to both Travis Barker and Andy Roddick. However, she claims she is not dating anyone at this time.

Paris told LuxeLife: "There’s no serious dating anybody at the moment. I’m flying fancy free and enjoying being single and solo."

"It’s a time for me to have a lot of friends and not get tied down with somebody serious."

OK, so like I said before....she's just spreading herself and her body amongst as many men as she possibly can! Why stick with one guy when she can play with many. And if she's not sleeping with any of them, then maybe she has a blow-up doll to play with as well, so she can be a huge tease with the fellas.

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Paris Hilton, who has lately been spotted cuddling up to former Blink-182 drummer, Travis Barker, and Barker's estranged wife, 'Dancing with the Stars' Shanna Moakler, both filed police reports early Wednesday morning, alleging they were assaulted at a Hollywood hot spot.



According to Officer Sandra Escalante of the Los Angeles Police Department, Paris told police that at approximately 1:30 a.m., she was the victim of assault at Hyde nightclub, after getting into an unprovoked scuffle with Shanna Moakler.

Hilton's publicist, Elliott Mintz, told TMZ.com, which first reported the incident, Hilton had arrived at Hyde approximately a half-hour earlier.

"Shortly after her arrival, apparently Shanna appeared and, according to a complaint that's just been filed, she struck Paris in her jaw with closed fists," he said. "Paris was hit. She immediately exited the club through the back door.

"Paris told me it was completely out of the blue--without any provocation whatsoever," he said, adding Moakler was "shouting all kinds of foul words" at Hilton "and appeared to be completely out of control."

Mintz and Hilton filed a complaint at the LAPD's Hollywood division--the same location, ironically enough, at which the "Stars Are Blind" singer herself was brought into last month on charges of driving under the influence.

The complaint was lodged just hours after Moakler, a former Miss USA, filed a police report at the same station, against Hilton's on-off ex, Stavros Niarchos.

Police said Shanna accused Stavros of battery, claiming he pushed her in the club. Moakler's publicist, Susan Madore, told the Associated Press the shipping heir, who witnessed the Hilton-Moakler altercation at Hyde, also bent her wrists back, poured a drink over Shanna's head and shoved her down some stairs.

Officers took photos of both Moakler and Hilton at the station, per TMZ.com, though it's unclear whether either had visible injuries.

Police say an investigation is pending. No arrests have yet been made, and no charges have been filed.

Labels: Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler, Travis Barker

Paris Hilton is rumoured to be dating tennis player Andy Roddick after being spotted with him twice in a week.



The two were spotted at the Hyde nightclub in Los Angeles last week and at the Tao and Pure club in Las Vegas over the weekend.

An onlooker at Pure told the Sun: “They were snuggling up to each other while drinking Grey Goose vodka and shots of Patron.”

“They were clearly a couple. She was very touchy-feely and he couldn’t keep his eyes off her.”

“After a couple of hours they left together.”

Personally I think Paris is not dating any ONE guy. I think she is trying to spread herself across as many guys as possible. I mean, eventually people will lose interest in her and move on to hotter celebs...right?? So, she needs to make her moves while she's still a little hot!

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According to Life and Style Weekly, Nicole Richie seems to be the victim of a cruel pizza prank!



Some horrible prankster has been ordering pizzas and having them delivered to stick skinny Nicole late at night, and Richie's friends think her old pal Paris Hilton may be the jokester behind this little prank. We think it's the evil photogs, though!

“The stunt has Paris written all over it,” says one insider. “She can’t stand Nicole and loves that her former best friend is being ridiculed by people for her appearance. Sending pizzas is the kind of thing (Paris would) think was funny.”

Well, it may have actually done some good. According to TMZ, Nicole was seen walking into DeOrio Wellness Medical Center in Santa Monica on Friday. Clinic founder, Keith DeOrio, is known for his expertise in helping patients with weight issues, whether on the over or under side of the equation. However, DeOrio staff were not available to confirm Richie's visit or the reason for it.

Well, atleast Richie is seeking some sort of medical attention whether it be for mind, body or spirit. She needs something that will lead her back to being healthy.

Labels: Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton has been arrested and charged with driving under the influence(DUI) after being spotted driving erratically in the early hours of this (Thursday) morning.



Paris said the incident had been blown out of proportion and that she may have been speeding to get a late-night burger.

Hilton had reportedly attended a charity fund-raiser party(US Weekly) and a nightclub after a long day shooting a music video and according to publicist Elliot Mintz, only had one drink, a margarita, over the entire evening.

"I had one margarita (and) was starving because I had not eaten all day," she reportedly said. "Maybe I was speeding a little bit and I got pulled over. I was just really hungry and I wanted to have an In-N-Out Burger."

Paris was stopped at about 1 a.m. while driving herself and Kimberly Stewart home and found to have a blood alcohol level of .08, which is the minimum level for a DUI charge in California.

Police said Hilton failed a sobriety test but she has not been charged with any offence. That decision will be made by the Los Angles County District Attorney in the next few days.

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Graffiti artist Banksy has reportedly replaced 500 of Paris Hilton’s CDs with his own take on the heiress’s debut album.



His spokesperson told BBC News that Banksy has replaced the CDs with his own remixes entitled ‘Why am I Famous?’, ‘What Have I Done?’ and ‘What Am I For?’.

He also altered the pictures of her on the album cover to show her topless and with a dog’s head - but left the CDs barcodes intacted so that people could buy the CD without realising.

A spokeswoman for Banksy said he had doctored 500 copies of her debut album Paris in 48 record shops across the UK.

A spokesperson for HMV said seven doctored CDs had been recovered from their Brighton branch but no one, either there or elsewhere, had complained.

A spokesman for Virgin Megastores said staff were searching for affected CDs but it was proving hard to find them all.

"I have to take my hat off - it's a very good stunt," he added.

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